Courtesy of Cousin Keith, age 14.
Yo mama is so stupid, she went to Bangkok to buy a Tie Fighter.
and
Yo mama is so fat, Obi-Wan Kenobi said, "That is no moon... that's yo mama."
Craniofacial Stuff
- Miles' New Ear: A boy who has had Medpor ear reconstruction
- Dr. Brent: Rib cartilage ear reconstruction
- Dr. Reinisch: Ear reconstruction via Medpor plastic implant
- Understanding Hemifacial Microsomia
- Foundation for Faces of Children
- Bringing Up a Child Whose Face Looks Different
- Robert Barron: CIA secret agent disguise guy who makes prosthetic ears
- Under Reconstruction: A boy who's having rib graft surgery
- Other Groups that Help with Hemifacial Microsomia
Hearing Loss
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August 24, 2007
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Tell cousin Keith he rocks...especially for the last one. Dinner came out my nose, something I think that would make a 14-year-old especially proud.
Posted by: Laird Nelson | August 24, 2007 at 08:28 PM
Ha ha Ha I got One Yo mamas so Fat Jabba The hut
Said Damn
Posted by: Pdog | February 17, 2008 at 04:14 PM
Yo mama so fat many bothan spies died to get her lunch!
Posted by: Bob | March 18, 2008 at 06:50 PM
i got one yo mama is so stupid she spent the whole day saying are not to R-2
Posted by: | March 19, 2008 at 08:24 PM
thats off robot chicken
Posted by: | September 21, 2008 at 01:11 AM
Yeah you guys are copying off robot chiken.
Anywayzz. i got onee, Your Mum is so hairy the only language she speaks is WOOKIE.
LoL
Posted by: Ownagee. | September 24, 2008 at 07:08 AM
i got 1 yo mama so ugly when she wobbles down the street in september, folk say "damn it cant believe believe its halloween alredy"
and
yo mama so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they told her no professionals
LMAO!!!!!!
Posted by: emerson | November 23, 2008 at 04:26 PM
lol i got 1 yo mama so stupid she got lock in a grocry store at night and starved to death
Posted by: sam | February 02, 2009 at 10:50 PM
Yo mamma's so nasty I told her to do the robot, next day R2D2 got AIDS!!!
Posted by: Jeff | April 02, 2009 at 08:12 PM
yo mamma so stupid she thought jar jar came with pickles pickles!!!
Posted by: yo mamma critic | December 10, 2009 at 04:21 PM
yo mama so hariy you almost died of rug burn
Posted by: kimmy | February 10, 2010 at 04:53 PM
yo mama so fat when she saw white kids on a yellow bus she said "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"
Posted by: kimmy | February 10, 2010 at 04:55 PM
yo mama is sooooo fat when she sat on a rainbow skittle came out of her ass
Posted by: kimmy | February 10, 2010 at 04:57 PM
yo mama so fat when she sat on a chair it cried!!!
Posted by: dc | November 04, 2010 at 04:50 PM
yo mama so dumb she put a window on a glass door
Posted by: dc | November 04, 2010 at 04:52 PM